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How would you
like to make your
special day so exciting and
fun filled
that everyone will remember it and treasure that memory
for years?
Often
weddings come and go, and people go through the motions in a bit
of a blur, but you can change all of
that.
How?
Dr. David Trumble's collection of wedding vows
and ceremonies.
Add a
slice of life, a bit of humor, a little variety to
your event. Get the attention of your guests, and
still embrace the wonder
of love and marriage.
Consider this,
if marriage is not fun, it should be.
While you can
add many elements to the reception and parties surrounding your
wedding, it is also possible to enhance your ceremony itself.
Spice up your wedding vows with just a touch of
humor.
So,
how do you add
humor to
your wedding without making a fiasco out of the whole
event.
First, do not
go overboard. Weddings are a special time to
celebrate and have
fun, but they are
also a sacred time
to make serious life altering
commitments. If
you are careful you can achieve both simultaneously.
What is humor?
Most of us don't analyze it, we just recognize when something
is amusing or funny. Yet, what is it that is acceptable
humor.
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Certainly, we
are not interested in slapstick, or course jokes. On the other
hand, a slight
twist on the words, a symbolic gesture, a little
rythm or
rhyme, a
cute
phrase, an
unexpected surprise, or stating the obvious in humorous
fashion can
make the ceremony fun.
We all know
about Dr. Suess. You remember his weird stories of the Cat In
The Hat and others. What made his materials so interesting?
Rhyme, rythm, and unusual sounds and words are what did the
trick aren't they.
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Sample
Pledges - Question and Answers.
Minister:
"Will you take ___ as you wife? Will you love her all your
life?"
Groom: "Yes, I
will take ____ as my wife, Yes, I'will love her all my
life."
Minister:
"Will you take ___ as you wife? Will you hold her as you have
told?"
Groom: "Yes, I
will take ___ as my wife? I'will love her all my life. I will
hold her as I have told?"
Minister:
"Will you take ___ as you wife? Will you love her all your
life? Will you hold her as you have told? Will you keep her
without a peep?"
Groom: "Yes, I
will take ___ as my wife? I will love her all my life. I will
hold her as I have told? I will keep her without a peep? I will
take ___ as my wife? That I will do, ___ I am!"
Repeat the
same for the Bride or alter it slightly. Keep in mind the
concept is to use rythm, rhyme, and a sight twist on words to
communicate precious truths and commitments.
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Sample
Vows - Repeated or Stated.
GROOM:
I, ____, take
you, ____, to be my wife. With friends and family all around, I
declare my life and love are strong. I give them to you forever
now. I love you. I promise to provide food and shelter for you
on sunny days and in the stormy ways. I promise to pick up my
socks and put them away. I will clean up after myself and help
you in everyway. I will always love you no matter who is
watching for eternity and beyond.
BRIDE:
I, ____, take
you, _____, to by my husband. With friends and family all
around, I declare my life and love for you are strong. Come
wind or storm, heat or cold, I promise to love as we together
grow old. I promise not to poison you with strange meals, and
to shop for only the best deals. I promise to comfort you when
you are down, and laugh with you when you are up. I will always
love you no matter who is watching. Yes, I will have, and I
will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love
her all my life As I now take her as my wife for eternity and
beyond.
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Short
List of Items
that you might
include:
"I promise to
make your favorite chocolate-chip cookies one a month just for
you."
"I promise to
fix you breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings."
"I will
remember this day with a fresh rose this day of each
month."
"I promise to
put the toilet seat down and fill the toilet paper roll when it
runs out."
"I pledge to
split the difference with you on the thermostat."
"I promise to
nurse you when you are sick, prod you when you lazy, and
embrace you when you loving."
"I promise to
pay the bills and be financially responsible from this day
forward."
"I promise to
love you when you make a mess, and when you clean it
up."
"I promise to
love you when you buy expensive things for yourself, as long as
you remember I get my turn too."
"I promise to
love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender my share of
the blanket to, live with the flatulence of, relinquish the
remote to, and deal with the toilet seat forever after until
death do you part?"
"I promise to
be quiet when you are not listening, to hold you accoutable for
every word you say and don't say."
"I promise to
love you in the fabric store and give you permission to shop to
your heart's delight, as long as you stay within the
budget."
"I will love
you at shool, at the library, at the grocery store, on the golf
course, and even at home."
"I will love
you when you watch football and never bother you when you are
drunk."
"I promise to
remember those two magic words, 'Yes, Dear" and always say them
kindly and lovingly."
Whether you
choose to hold your wedding at the top of a mountain, the edge
of a lake, overlooking the Grand Canyon, in a medieval castle,
at a stately museum, or in a grand cathedral; always remember
your wedding is all about celebrating love and marriage as you
commit yourself to eachother for your lifetime.
Remember,
humor can have a sharp edge too. Avoid bits of humor that cause
embarrasment, injuries to pride, or other hurt feelings. Avoid
going overboard. Extremes are usually too hot or too
cold.
Have fun
celebrating your life and life together.
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