wedding vows do not necessarily have to be
This is not
intended to replace Saturday Night Live or The Late Show or
other stand up commedy routines. Instead our goal in
comical wedding vows is to infuse your ceremony with unique
small touches of humor to lighten the mood and help everyone
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There are many
ways to add a touch of comedy to the ceremony. You can create
some very personally inspiring comical wedding vows. One of the
more common ways is by using rythm and rhyme. Here is an
example of vows that rhyme.
I John, take
you Mary, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
To be together in happiness and
To have and to hold,
Even if your cooking grows
I love you in richness and in
And cherish all moments since we
I promise to love you until the
end of my days,
As long as you stay out of my
I pledge to be
Even when we’re old and
You may have
special interests that would be interesting to mention in your
ceremony. You may be an animal lover, an avid golfer, an ardent
sports fan, or enthusiastic about a hobby. If your home is
going to be largely affected by your special interests, it can
make for comical wedding vows that are
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Lover Might Say:
Groom: I promise to love and
cherish you as much as we love do our dog, Cowboy. When we have
guests, I promise to dust, take out the garbage, and remove the
dog hairs from the couch. If you will pay the vet, I will love
you in sickness and in health. I promise to cuddle with you and
Cowboy, because I love you.
Bride: I love
you, and I promise to keep fresh kitty litter in the house at
all times. I will cook for you, but only feed gourmet cat food
to our cat. I will love you for richer or poorer, in sickness
and health, as long as Kitty lives her ninth life.
A Baseball Fan
promise to love even when the Chicago Bears are playing on TV.
I will listen to you intently, at every commercial. I promise
not to stand on the coffee table when they score a touchdown.
In good times and bad, winning or losing, I will always love
promise to love you and respect you while I am cooking,
shopping, or cleaning as long as my credit card works. I will
always use my ball bat to get your attention before I try to
talk to you. From this day forward, I will make sure your lucky
shirt is washed for every game day, and will have plenty of
potato chips on hand.
When it comes to writing
comical wedding vows, it can take quite a bit of thought. What
you do not say may be as important as what you do say. Comedy
at your wedding must be free from any hint of criticism, put
downs, complaint, or hurtful words. Your aim is not to insult,
but lighten the mood, to reduce the stress, and uplift the
celebration. Often compliments can be a key part of the comical
wedding vows too.
Dr. David Trumble's collection of wedding vows
is comfortable expressing the deep emotions of love, caring and
permanence, so funny wedding vows help for those who would like
to go humorous rather than sentimental.
As a brief
point of clarification: Wedding Pledges are the questions asked
by the minister to which the bride and groom answer "I do".
Wedding Vows are statements made by the bride and groom either
on their own or repeated after the minister.
In the phrases below, are
examples of some comical wedding vows that you may pick and
choose, adapt and alter, and generally redo at your
Will you love her, comfort her
and keep her warm on those long nights when her boyfriend is
remain true to her until Thursday afternoon and remain together
until she ticks you off for good?
I promise to
be true to you in good times as long as you're healthy and make
love to me and make me dinner. Amen.
Would you take
this man to be your husband? Would you could you in a house?
Would you could you with this louse? Would you could you in our
church? Would you could you giving birth? Would you take this
Sam I Am man and in the morning feed him green eggs and
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I, ____ take
you ____ to be my husband, my partner in crime and my one true
bad boy lover.
I will cherish
our friendship even when you're away in the Big
I will love
you today, tomorrow and til the end of your life
I will laugh
at you, cry for you, and love you semi-faithfully through the
best of appeals and the worse of appeals.
I've given you
my hand to hold through jailhouse glass and will visit you
often. So, help me Judge Judy.
I, party of
the first part, do thee wed, party of the second part, to have
and to hold under this contract witnessed before ye parties of
the third part. Heretowith, I proclaim myself without further
contractual obligations until such time as this marriage
contract becomes null and void in a court of law.
honesty, sincerity and once a month fidelity, depending upon my
I promise to
be a faithful and obedient wife as long as you don't cross me
and I get my way all the time. Salute!
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wedding vows are only one way to infuse humor and gaity into
your wedding event. Keep in mind that there are ample
opportunities for humor at planning, bachelor and bachelorette
parties, rehearsals, dinners, the wedding reception, and other
venues. You have the opportunity to create your own comical
wedding vows or to pick and choose phrases to enhance already
written sets of comical wedding vows.
important thing to consider when planning comical wedding vows
is to have fun without hurting anyone.
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